March 2012
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February 2012
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How to Iron a Dress Shirt Video and Steps | Real... →
(or how this bitch enraged me by suggesting i flip a shirt four times to iron two sides of a shirt sleeve).
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“What? It would be rude to not eat her pie, which I assume is not only hot, but...”
– Sterling Archer (via painedbrain)
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thecakeisalie asked: 50. Harry Potter, Yay or Nay?
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so jazzed, guys.
finishing up the insurance addition stuff with the husband.
as soon as the new cards come in the mirena comes out.
then…BABIES.
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peri81 started following you
i also live in oklahoma and love the who and the btvs.
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Watching Jeopardy
thecakeisalie:
Me: He looks like he’s gay. Ben: What does that even mean? Me: I dunno… He just looks like he could be gay Ben: What about him tells you he’s gay? Me: His mouth. Ben: What? Me: Yeah, he looks like he would be very happy wrapping his mouth around a dick. Ben: Yeah, I can see that.
she’s awesome.
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tonight i learned...
that apparently you aren’t supposed to ask a girl about the cartouche she’s wearing and not hide the look of disdain when she asks, “what’s a cartouche?”
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starburiedlogic reblogged your post: who lives close enough and would willingly participate in a doctor who party?
Holy crap. What does…entail, exactly?
probably doctor who on the telly, people dressed as characters from the whoniverse and/or mardi gras masks of whoniverse characters, banana daiquiris and ALL OF THE AWESOME.
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jmbalfour replied to your post: who lives close enough and would willingly participate in a doctor who party?
I’m kind of shit at dressing up. But I’m fantastic at showing up fashionably late with booze and baked goods.
dude but they have like mardi gras style masks as an option that you just hold up on a stick or whatever, so that could be awesome and painless. i also suck at dressing up.
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who lives close enough and would willingly...
now i’ve gotten the idea of a timelord party in my head and it won’t leave. i really, really want to have one.
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tutmondigo replied to your chat: to preface this, his older brother’s wife yells, “MICHAEL!” at him when she wants his attention, but she’s from east texas, so it sounds like “Mai-cull!”
I hate yelling across the house.
we really only do it for comedic effect. most of the time we text from different rooms.
yeah. that’s my marriage. ;)
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to preface this, his older brother's wife yells,...
me: (yelling from the living room) MARKEL!
mark: what?
me: MARKEL!
mark: WHAT?
me: MAAAAAAAAAAARKEL!
mark: I DO NOT RESPOND TO MY SLAVE NAME!
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WALKING DEAD SOON, BITCHES.
im jazzed.
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omg dinner.
so dinner tonight was ny strip steak, real mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and rolls. this was followed up with a lemon curd and blackberry tart topped with a limoncello glaze and whipped cream, all washed down with cab sav.
i’m all…
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jessamama replied to your post: JESS I WROTE YOU A POEM.
Nooooooo. We’ll be in California. Sad face
woah, woah, woah. you’ll be in california. this never calls for sad face. plus kc is the halfway point between okc and the quad cities, so we’re there like 4 or 5 times a year doing small human exchange. next time. <3
JESS I WROTE YOU A POEM.
next weekend we’ll be in kansas
to fill our face with ribs and stouts
and to the mama jess clan:
if you’re free, please come out <3
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“i hate fictional movies sometimes; they’re so illogical.”
– annah, my 10 year old, channeling spock. <3
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tutmondigo replied to your photo: GUYS DID YOU KNOW THIS EXISTED ITS IN MY MOUTH…
Not sure about these. But regular Oreos are vegan.
wait…you’re vegan? didn’t i eat bbq with you, like, last weekend? ;)
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bex91:
beepboopboopbeep:
Highly suspect...
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Press play and watch the GIF:
haaaaaaaay!
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion on Doctor 11? I've only watched the first season with him, and while I was really into a few of the episodes, ( The Van Gogh episode killed me!) the season as a whole really didn't do much for me. I kept thinking " This would be so much better if it was still David Tennant"... does it get better? Am I being too hard on Matt Smith?
oh, hai.
i wish i knew enough local people that loved doctor who to justify a doctor who party.
i would rock the fuck out of that.
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weird dream.
just woke up from a dream where i was helping someone apartment hunt with 3 of the 4 ghostbusters (all but egon). they were the actors, not the characters. not entirely sure why they would reunite to help me and some weirdo apartment shop, but they did. then i found out we were going to see egon’s apartment and i freaked out, because egon is awesome.
my husband came with us to see...
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5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Customer... →
so true for anyone who has ever answered a phone and on the other end was a client/insured/customer - really anyone who has ever given you or the company you work for money.
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